Quotes (4)

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature

“Ducking for apples”, change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

Sex is a two-way-treat.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

When I came here, I couldn’t speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbisch.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself. Like for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

Men who tell you they read the Ann summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

I think I mentioned to you I could make love for eight hours. What I didn’t say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I love men, even thought they’re lying, cheating scumbags.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

2008-04-07 another special day

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2008-04-02 special day

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