A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature
“Ducking for apples”, change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
Sex is a two-way-treat.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
When I came here, I couldn’t speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbisch.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself. Like for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Men who tell you they read the Ann summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
I think I mentioned to you I could make love for eight hours. What I didn’t say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
I love men, even thought they’re lying, cheating scumbags.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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vrijdag 18 april 2008
vrijdag 29 februari 2008
Quotes (3)
Quotes: (3)
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking
Love is not just an ecstasy, not just an intense feeling. It is a driving force. It is something that carries us through our life of joyful duty
Life is a gambling game, just take care not to end up at the losing end of the table.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking
Love is not just an ecstasy, not just an intense feeling. It is a driving force. It is something that carries us through our life of joyful duty
Life is a gambling game, just take care not to end up at the losing end of the table.
vrijdag 1 februari 2008
Quotes: (2)
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough
Imagination is more important than knowledge...
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality
Truth is what stands the test of experience
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none
Energy and persistence conquer all things
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows nor judge all he sees
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault
Imagination is more important than knowledge...
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality
Truth is what stands the test of experience
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none
Energy and persistence conquer all things
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows nor judge all he sees
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault
zaterdag 20 oktober 2007
Quotes (1)
Courage isn't the absence of fear. It's wetting your pants and doing it anyway.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Zo! De sterren zullen vast jaloers zijn op jou, je ziet er stralend uit!!
Men zegt dat kussen de taal van de liefde is. Ik geen zin in een kleine conversatie!
Age is a matter of mind: if you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Did you ever think that the glass is neither half empty nor half full but maybe it's just twice as large as it needs to be?
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Vertaling : Ik, met een dieper instinct, kies een man die mijn sterkte afdwingt, die enorme eisen stelt aan me, die mijn moed of mijn hardheid niet betwijfelt, die me gelooft naïef of onschuldig, die de moed heeft om me als een vrouw te behandelen.
Ik hoor het liever van jou dan van iemand bij zijn volle verstand!
Echte mannen verspillen hun hormonen niet aan hun………...
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Vertaling : Een kus is een mooie truc die van nature ontworpen is om een toespraak tegen te houden wanneer de woorden overtollig worden.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Zo! De sterren zullen vast jaloers zijn op jou, je ziet er stralend uit!!
Men zegt dat kussen de taal van de liefde is. Ik geen zin in een kleine conversatie!
Age is a matter of mind: if you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Did you ever think that the glass is neither half empty nor half full but maybe it's just twice as large as it needs to be?
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Vertaling : Ik, met een dieper instinct, kies een man die mijn sterkte afdwingt, die enorme eisen stelt aan me, die mijn moed of mijn hardheid niet betwijfelt, die me gelooft naïef of onschuldig, die de moed heeft om me als een vrouw te behandelen.
Ik hoor het liever van jou dan van iemand bij zijn volle verstand!
Echte mannen verspillen hun hormonen niet aan hun………...
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Vertaling : Een kus is een mooie truc die van nature ontworpen is om een toespraak tegen te houden wanneer de woorden overtollig worden.
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